The REAL reason behind Beyonce and Jay-Z Divorce

Dear Lord! Beyonce and Jay-Z are getting divorced! Haven’t you heard? Well, get out from under that rock then, we need to discuss this Earth shattering piece of news!

The rumor mill has been spinning lately with never ending stories about the divorce of rapper mogul and Queen B, and turns out, this rumor’s true! But why in the seven heavens would everyone’s couple goal and Hollywood’s royalty finally come to an end? Everyone’s speculating, but only 2 theories seem to make sense most.


Theory 1

It seems that trouble in paradise has been going on for years now! Rumors about Jay-Z cheating on Beyonce with other girls have always been circulating – no, we do not mean that 2005 trifle with ReeRee… that’s just old news – and according to sources, Beyonce considered divorcing years ago. During Kelly Roland’s 35th birthday, Beyonce got quite tipsy and shaken, removed her wedding ring, and announced to all who were present that her wedding won’t last much longer. Her mother, Tina, then ushered her to a corner and talked her through this scandalous display. It has also been known that Tina was a prime supporter of Jay-Z and Beyonce adopting a baby – before the cute blue baby happened – thinking that this would give them something to bond over, and keep her daughter in this marriage. Obviously, Beyonce got over her problems with Jay-Z for a while, proven by the birth of Blue Ivy. However, we guess the on going rumors of cheating have reached an all new high, and the Queen can take it no longer.

So off with his head!

LOS ANGELES - FEBRUARY 8: Jay-Z and Beyonce during The 57th Annual Grammy Awards, Sunday, Feb. 8, 2015 (8:00-11:30 PM, live ET/delayed PT) at STAPLES Center in Los Angeles and broadcast on the CBS Television Network. (Photo by Francis Specker/CBS via Getty Images)

Theory 2

A young 22 year old guy by the name of Rymir Satterthwaite claims to be Jay-Z’s love child from another woman. Well… we’re inclined to believe the dude, he’s Jay-Z’s spitting image! And while being the age that he is puts him way out of the Queen B – Jay-Z timeline, we suspect that the strenuous lawsuits, rumors, and pursuits by media would put their relationship through an unneeded ridiculous amount of stress. And you know, the fact that Jay-Z’s lawyers have been working against the court by concealing documents kind of makes the whole thing worse. Seriously, Jay-Z, what do you have to hide?!

So, no one can really know why the glam couple are splitting. After all, it could just be something completely different. Maybe it is ReeRee! Or maybe not… who knows!